http://nohattrick.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] nohattrick.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fh_im2011-12-21 01:26 pm

Wednesday Afternoon

@PortalocityPal: It's come to Portalocity's attention that there is some kind of new issue with the multiverse. We hasten to assure you this is NOT OUR FAULT

@PortalocityPal: We are not certain the cause yet, but we understand that this new EXTERNAL PROBLEM is affecting Portalocity's functionality and usability.

@PortalocityPal: We appreciate your patience while our tech support team attempts to 'unbork this shitstorm.' I can only assume that is the technical term.

@PortalocityPal: As a thank you, we are reoffering our 'gnome & bunny' V-gift, due to its overwhelming popularity with users during the previous crisis.

@PortalocityPal: Which we would like to point out, was also not our fault. #JustSaying #PortalocityCares #IAmSoSorry

Re: Prezzies

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
PerkiGoth: @PortalocityPal Have you actually looked at that gnome and that bunny?!

PerkiGoth: @PortalocityPal The bunny is filing a lawsuit!

Re: Prezzies

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
PerkiGoth: @PortalocityPal If Art is meant to traumatize and inspire you to create something else, I think you're right.

Did you know there was a society? (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dead-Gnome-Society/127191767360603?sk=info)

Re: Prezzies

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
PerkiGoth: @Portalocity Glad to know you don't abuse bunnies.
PerkiGoth: @Portalocity So when do I get my free drinks for you guys not telling us the multiverse was ending?

[identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
HasExitStrategy: @PortalocityPal ... Can I get the bunny without the scary gnome?
Edited 2011-12-21 21:25 (UTC)
nookiepowered: (dubious (wary))

[personal profile] nookiepowered 2011-12-22 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
@msbojanglestoyou: RT @PortalocityPal "We appreciate your patience while our tech support team attempts to 'unbork this shitstorm.' I can only assume that is the technical term."

@msbojanglestoyou: @PortalocityPal I...I think I like you. That means you're about to get fired, right?