solo_sword: (drained)
[personal profile] solo_sword
Jaina had one portal to go. After three days of traveling, it seemed like she might finally get where she was going. Not that she was getting her hopes up or anything. If she did that, she'd probably end up in the middle of a battle zone or inside a sarlaac pit or something.

After calling home to make sure certain people were still there and then asking them about random people to make sure they remembered them (they did, even Danni), she took back to Twitter.

@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity So you have an @ thing. Which means I can put all my complaints to you.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity In 3 days I have been to Timbuktu, the Ice Age, treated to leprechauns that night eat my soul, & multiple frostbite conditions.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity Pretty sure you'd tell me I was lucky to see the multiverse like I have and then offer me a bunny.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity I hope you know that when I get back to a terminal, I want every worker Ive had to deal with lined up so I can slap them.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity The higher ups, such as their managers, may get more severe beatings.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity I have plans for the gnome.

[She will actually get to Fandom not long after this! Open if you want, though there should definitely be SP at work today.]
solo_sword: (fine)
[personal profile] solo_sword
At least Jaina had had worse nights? It was just that last night had involved being stuck in a tiny little shack of a terminal in the Ice Age waiting for a portal that got canceled at the last minute, trying to arrange for another portal which was going to cost even more and also adding yet another connection, not being able to get a signal on her phone for a while, not having eaten or slept since she'd left Coruscant technically two days ago now, and also having to fight a sabertooth tiger.

Don't. Ask.

Today she was waiting for the new portal, trying to remind herself that she had once been able to feel her toes (and making sure they still worked- she'd had frostbite before, thanks) and once again cueing up Twitter on her phone because she'd found a way to charger her phone successfully. Never doubt her skills.

@JainaSolo_: The Ice Age can bite me. #portalocityfail

Way to downplay it, Jaina.

[Yep, still messing with her. Second verse, same as the first. Fake tweet with me!]
solo_sword: (working)
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The good thing was that when she finally left her own galaxy, Jaina was running on normal time again. ...Wait, was that a good thing when you were catching connection after connection after connection... after connection after connection all day?

She was not one for social media at all, but she'd heard one of the other grumpy portalers saying he was going to Tweet this, so grumpy and bored herself, Jaina opened the Twitter app on her phone (she so loved this thing), and started an account.

@JainaSolo_: Connection #1: Stuck in Mongolia, dont know when. There are people here madder than me, which takes talent. One guy was stuck at an Arbys for 3 days.
@JainaSolo_: I think 3 days was a little much for Arbys guy. Hes got a twitch.
@JainaSolo_: Also why was my name taken on this thing? Its MY NAME.

[Come play. She will totally be livetweeting this all day.]
fh_bde: (portalocity)
[personal profile] fh_bde
About twenty minutes after another helpful email went out to the multiverse, the servers at Portalocity slowed to a crawl.

Naturally, the public relations department was right on top of that:

@Portalocity: Sorry about the slowdown, folks! Tech support's working just as fast as they can!

On...something, anyway.

[OOC: Like before, open for all your disgruntled tweeting needs.]
fh_bde: (portalocity)
[personal profile] fh_bde
After the email was distributed to their millions of customers, the public relations office fired off a helpful tweet to let those who followed them on Twitter know:

Portalocity: Check out our new holiday deals!!

More exclamation points meant you were sincere, right?

[OOC: Open to, nay, encouraging, the kind of Twitter flame wars we see when LJ is being similarly ingenius at public relations.]



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