4am in Moscow: IM chat windows

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versaceforever : .... yeah, night, Casimir. Talk to you tomorrow.

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tequilatime: Yo, chica. How goes it?

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versaceforever: It goes well. Hi, who's this?
versaceforever: Hmmm. Cam? Kawalsky? .. Heh. Logan?

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tequilatime: Got it in... three. You're slipping, Maureen.

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versaceforever: Bite me, Logan. It's 4am. I'm just a bit tired here.
versaceforever: What are you doing on IM? How bored are you, anyway?

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tequilatime: Ever heard of sleep?
tequilatime: So very bored. We're watching a door.

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versaceforever: Heard of it. Going to get some, momentarily... In theory.
versaceforever: Door to what? Hell? Demon dimension?

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tequilatime: Worse. Lawyer's office.

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versaceforever: Oooooo.
versaceforever: *snoooooozes*
versaceforever: Do I want to know why?

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tequilatime: Wanna see if a particular someone goes in or out.

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versaceforever: The exciting, intriguing, death-defying life of demon crime investigators.
versaceforever: Next, Sudoku!

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tequilatime: How's your exciting life?

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versaceforever: Just got back from dancing at Propaganda with Casimir.
versaceforever: So, better than yours. Aside from trying to find a way to sabotage my father's latest deal.

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tequilatime: Angel says he doesn't like Casimir.

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versaceforever: *blink*
versaceforever: He's never even met him! Does he even know who he is? Has he read his e-mail?

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tequilatime: He doesn't like him on principle.
tequilatime: Me, I don't care who you screw.

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versaceforever: My universe is still spinning on the correct axis. It's good to know you still don't give a damn.
versaceforever: Even as it's annoying to know Angel still does.

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tequilatime: Glad I could reinforce your worldview.

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versaceforever: Are you getting paid to be on IM right now?
versaceforever: ...anyway. Uh. I also have bad news for you.

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tequilatime: I don't get paid by the hour.
tequilatime: ...what?

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versaceforever: Just as well.
versaceforever: ... Daddy has a file on you. After he met you at Graduation, he had Research compile it.

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tequilatime: So Research Googled me? Creepy, but whatever.

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versaceforever: Not Google. He got it from one of the law firms we deal with, Wolfram & Hart.
versaceforever: He was going to get more on Isabel and Alanna, but Angelo managed to hack Sam's Blackberry and erase their names before the file was transferred.

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tequilatime: Wolfram & Hart? Well, ain't that a coinkydink.
tequilatime: Remember the aforementioned door?

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versaceforever: Oh, you have to be kidding me!
versaceforever: What are they up to, that you guys are already screwing with them?

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tequilatime: Not kidding. These guys are pretty much Evil Central.

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versaceforever: Wish I could be more surprised.
versaceforever: Are you going to mess up their stuff like Robert Goulet? Or just punch them?

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tequilatime: Oh, we can deal with them.
tequilatime: This file - should I be worried?
tequilatime: Strangers knowing details about my life isn't exactly a new thing.

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versaceforever: Yay. Take photos. You guys are getting paid for this, right?
versaceforever: Yes, but this is the Centre. They'll try to make that connection to that program I told you about. I told Angelo to zap the file if he can, but if my father remembers, he'll just have them find the info again.
versaceforever: You just had to make a good impression, didn't you?

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tequilatime: Guess you better keep an eye on Daddy.
tequilatime: How was I to know he'd go all stalker on me?
tequilatime: See if I'm ever nice to your family again.

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versaceforever: Hopefully you'll never meet any more of them. Angelo would just hang out and demand sugar.
versaceforever: Oh, if you meet some guy named Lyle? Sometimes claims to be my brother? Run. Xander's met him. Cannibalism was mentioned.

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tequilatime: Cannibalism in your family? I can't see it.
tequilatime: Oh, wait, there it is. Wasn't so hard after all.

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versaceforever: Given who you're dating, this shouldn't disturb you, though.
versaceforever: I'm almost surprised your IM handle isn't 'vampbait.'

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tequilatime: He doesn't drink human blood. Ever.

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versaceforever: ... That is actually a relief to know.
versaceforever: For a lot of reasons.
versaceforever: So, apologies for bringing it up.

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tequilatime: I've got my kinks, but even I'm not *that* perverse.
tequilatime: Apologies? From Parker? I shall cherish this moment for years to come.

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versaceforever: Take them for what they're worth.
versaceforever: About enough for a cup of venti mocha latte.

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tequilatime: I prefer my coffee Irish.

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versaceforever: Better than tequila tea, I guess.
versaceforever: Still no lawyers going in and out of the little door? Where are you guys hiding to do this?

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tequilatime: What a cruel thing to do to tequila.
tequilatime: In the car. And plenty of 'em. Just not the one we're looking for.

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versaceforever: What's he done, and what are you going to do to him?
versaceforever: In non-incriminating terms.

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tequilatime: I'm not typing the whole story into the Blackberry.
tequilatime: My thumbs will fall off.

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versaceforever: E-mail it to me, then.
versaceforever: Either way, I'm going to bed now that's 5am.

versaceforever is sending you a file:


versaceforever: sunrise in Moscow.

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tequilatime: Night, Parker.
tequilatime: Pretty!
tequilatime: Angel agrees.

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versaceforever: *waves to Angel*
versaceforever: Tell him to call!
versaceforever: And morning, Logan. Don't get your ass kicked by a lawyer, of all people.

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