Friday, November 18, 2011 [morning]

[fh_bde]

Another day, another chance for Portalocity to make a great impression in public affairs!

Maybe someday they'd do it. Today was not that day:

Portalocity: Great news! Every customer gets FREE frequent traveler miles today! http://bit.ly/rNBfw2

Talk about burying the lead.

[OOC: Come one, come all to yell at Portalocity over Twitter!]

Comments

[needsaparrot]

@hastoolswilltravel: @portalocity Why am I surprised? This is the company that disappeared from my home dimension for SIX FRAKKING YEARS. #portalocityfail

@hastoolswilltravel: @portalocity BRB arranging witch portal for XMas. At least when *she* tried to destroy the universe, she did it on purpose. #portalocityfail

@broombutnocloset: @hastoolswilltravel Gee, thanks, Xand. Also, winter holidays, please? #stilljewish #sorryuniverse

@broombutnocloset: @portalocity Wait, people can get to Hogwarts? I was told they were still blocked off!

@hastoolswilltravel: @broombutnocloset I, um. Think that may be just from you.

@broombutnocloset: @hastoolswilltravel ...... fair enough.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

@sig_and_shoes: @hastoolswilltravel WTF Frequent Flyer Miles when we can't Portal HEADS ARE GOING TO ROLL #wheresmylawyer

@sig_and_shoes: Do not need this freakiness, life being freaky damnit

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

@sig_and_shoes @hastoolswilltravel Heading to Roswell later. Minus the Portalocity hassle. Don't hate me. #orbingforthewin

@sig_and_shoes What's up? Call me tonight.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

sig_and_shoes @blondinvegas I am losing my mind and track of where half my subsidiaries are. !$$%% not returning my calls!

[thatsamilkshake]

@f-cupcake: @portalocity Wait, whaaaat? Does this mean my Thanksgiving party is off unless I hold it in Fandom?

@f-cupcake: Might be better off anyway, none of our friends in STL have RSVP'd. Haven't even seen @FemurIsNotTheOnlyBone in weeks!

@f-cupcake: Freddie, did you change your twitter name again? It's saying that one's not registered!

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

hasexitstrategy @portalocity You have got to be kidding me! #portalocityfail

hasexitstrategy @portalocity This is not the time to be messing up my plans! #portalocityfail

[heromaniac]

@heromaniac: @portalocty Is there supposed to be a new sticker for this time? I can't find a new one. #portalocityfail