Saturday, November 19- ALL DAY.

[solo_sword]

The good thing was that when she finally left her own galaxy, Jaina was running on normal time again. ...Wait, was that a good thing when you were catching connection after connection after connection... after connection after connection all day?

She was not one for social media at all, but she'd heard one of the other grumpy portalers saying he was going to Tweet this, so grumpy and bored herself, Jaina opened the Twitter app on her phone (she so loved this thing), and started an account.

@JainaSolo_: Connection #1: Stuck in Mongolia, dont know when. There are people here madder than me, which takes talent. One guy was stuck at an Arbys for 3 days.
@JainaSolo_: I think 3 days was a little much for Arbys guy. Hes got a twitch.
@JainaSolo_: Also why was my name taken on this thing? Its MY NAME.


[Come play. She will totally be livetweeting this all day.]

Comments

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: Learning about hashtags. #thatsastupidnameforit
@JainaSolo_: #portalocityfail #portalocityfail #portalocityfail That does make me feel better.

[momslilassassin]

callmeben: @JainaSolo_ #portalocityfail #IFfail #justsomuchfail. How hard should it *be* to get from one place to the other?

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: @callmeben I think theyre trying to make us really appreciate getting where we're going?

[momslilassassin]

callmeben: @JainaSolo_ There should be easier ways to teach gratitude.

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri, who'd started her account mostly to be outraged at the Dancing With the Stars judges and had a running search for "Solo" going (this was sometimes a really bad idea), just happened to notice Jaina's tweets.

@TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ It's taken by some weird creepy Hope Solo fan who tweets embarrassing things at her.
@TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ Why Mongolia?

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: @TahiriVeila Original connection got shut down, so now I have to go the long way back to Fandom.
@JainaSolo_: @TahiriVeila The very, very, very, very long way

[weetuskenraider]

@TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ At least you can get back. I had to fly all the way to ADUMAR just to find out they can't kriffing book me anything at all

[momslilassassin]

callmeben: @TahiriVeila ...wait, WHAT?

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: @TahiriVeila They cant book you ANYTHING???

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: On to the next connection. WISH ME LUCK.

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: Made it. And was notified that my ONE BAG did not come with me.
@JainaSolo_: Theyre saying it is probably on the Oregon Trail. #PORTALOCITYFAIL

[momslilassassin]

callmeben: @JainaSolo_ has it also died of dysentery? #someonehadtoask

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: @callmeben Not yet but I think someone might die of me killing them.

[momslilassassin]

callmeben: @JainaSolo_ need an alibi? #probablyshouldntaskonTwitter

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: Bag is def on the Oregon Trail. Baggage handler was bitten by snake. Dont know why I needed to know that. #portalocityfail

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

@RGS_2012: @JainaSolo_ anyone have dysentery? I'd sanitize your entire everything.

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: @RGS_2012 Will worry about sanitizing it WHEN I FINALLY GET MY STUFF BACK.
@JainaSolo_: @RGS_2012 Real reason why Jedi dislike material possessions: losing your luggage sucks.

[weetuskenraider]

TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ I shouldn't have to worry about you possibly losing a limb on a kriffing trip to Fandom, and yet. #portalocityfail

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: @TahiriVeila Its okay, I think as long as I can survive possibly dysentary in my luggage, Im good.

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: Trying to juryrig a way to charge my phone here. Outlets can be a Problem in another galaxy.
@JainaSolo_: This wouldnt happen if I wasnt tweeting.
@JainaSolo_: Thats a lie, without twitter Id be playing ANgry Birds.

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: Um, my layover is in the Ice Age. #portalocityfail
@JainaSolo_: Been up for more than a day, am only halfway to where I need to be, and am not in a tiny terminal with mammoths outside. #portalocityfail

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

@AverageIQ: Okay. Why is my phone vibrating so much? And who are you people?
@AverageIQ: And why are people using a pound sign before portalocity's fail? I know they suck but why do they fail?

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: Cant speak for your phone, but #portalocity sent me to the ICE AGE. Therefore, #portalocityfail

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

PinkChronoCop: @JainaSolo_ That sounds like where I ended up last week. I know the feeling. #portalocityfail

[solo_sword]

JainaSolo_: @PinkChronoCop Did it warm up even a little? #humorme