Sunday, November 20- All damn day. Again.

[solo_sword]

At least Jaina had had worse nights? It was just that last night had involved being stuck in a tiny little shack of a terminal in the Ice Age waiting for a portal that got canceled at the last minute, trying to arrange for another portal which was going to cost even more and also adding yet another connection, not being able to get a signal on her phone for a while, not having eaten or slept since she'd left Coruscant technically two days ago now, and also having to fight a sabertooth tiger.

Don't. Ask.

Today she was waiting for the new portal, trying to remind herself that she had once been able to feel her toes (and making sure they still worked- she'd had frostbite before, thanks) and once again cueing up Twitter on her phone because she'd found a way to charger her phone successfully. Never doubt her skills.


@JainaSolo_: The Ice Age can bite me. #portalocityfail

Way to downplay it, Jaina.


[Yep, still messing with her. Second verse, same as the first. Fake tweet with me!]

Comments

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

heyimdeadpool: @JainaSolo_ At least you're not stuck in some horrible post-apocalyptic wasteland where friend is foe and everything is wrong wrong WRONG.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

heyimdeadpool: @JainaSolo_ not that I've done that or anything.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

notwireless: @heyimdeadpool @JainaSolo_ He has.

[solo_sword]

JainaSolo_: @heyimdeadpool Don't jinx me. I still have a bunch of connections to go. I might end up there.

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: Off to next place. Dont know where since I scheduled it after almost 48 hours of being awake.

And a minute later.

JainaSolo_: I seem to be at a McDonalds play area. Possibly in Japan.
JainaSolo_: Yep, definitely Japan.

[asgardcreated.livejournal.com]

@CloningAintEasy: @JainaSolo_ Beware the vending machines.

[momslilassassin]

callmeben: @JainaSolo_ is Arbys guy there?

[withoutverona]

fullofro @Jainasolo_ We spent eighteen hours in a Swiss Taco Bell last week. I think Portalocity must promise them business.

[solo_sword]

JainaSolo_: Dont even know where this last transfer put me. I dont even know where I am anymore ever.
JainaSolo_: Another traveler says it's Timbuktu.
JainaSolo_: I'm in kriffing Timbuktu.

[weetuskenraider]

TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ I have to check. Is that on Earth? It sounds like it could be a planet here.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

PinkChronoCop: @JainaSolo_ Not literally, I hope. It *can* do that.

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: @PinkChronoCop Yeah, I know. There was a sabertooth tiger.

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: Have learned that my bag has arrived safely in Fandom. #PORTALOCITYFAIL
@JainaSolo_: HOW DID MY BAG GET THERE AND I DID NOT? WHY IS MY BAG SPECIAL. #PORTALOCITYFAIL

[momslilassassin]

callmeben: @JainaSolo_ Anything in there for me? #noreason #tryingtohelp

[glacial_queen]

@KissKiss: @JainaSolo_ Maybe you can score more free useless crap out of this? 'I Survived #PortalocityFail & All I Got Was This Lousy Decal'

[solo_sword]

BJainaSolo_: @KissKiss I wish I had kids to make them put through college instead.

[solo_sword]

JainaSolo_: Was told the next stop was the island of misfit something or others. Islands shouldnt be cold. #portalocityfail

[glacial_queen]

KissKiss: Toys? Misfit toys? Are they getting ready for this Christmas?OMG!! DO YOU THINK YOU WILL SEE SANTA THERE? #PortalocityWIN!

[weetuskenraider]

A couple of hours after her initial set of Twitter messages, after she'd gone off to take care of some business and ended up having a very strange conversation, Tahiri sent out another tweet.

TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ @callmeben Um, Jaina, Ben? Do you remember Danni Quee? I'm not going thermal if I do, am I?
TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ @callmeben I relayed a report of hers back to the Council and they wanted to know who wrote it.
TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ @callmeben That is, they had no idea who she was.

Not that anyone would blame any of them if they did forget her.

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: @TahiriVeila @callmeben ...Still remember her. That cant be good.

[momslilassassin]

callmeben: @TahiriVeila The one with the crush on Jacen for a while?

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: On an outcropping of Mt. Kilimanjaro. Just an outcropping. Can really only stand for the next 2 hrs. #portalocityfail
@JainaSolo_: I think #portalocity is run by a psychopath.

[weetuskenraider]

TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ I need to have a word with @Portalocity on your behalf. YOU'VE HIT YOUR LIMIT OF NEAR FROSTBITE SITUATIONS. #portalocityfail

[solo_sword]

@JainaSolo_: Spending the night at the end of the rainbow. Seriously. Leprechauns and everything.
@JainaSolo_: Before anyone asks, theres a sign saying the gold was removed for our protection.

[weetuskenraider]

TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ I thought leprechauns ate souls? I could be misinformed.

[[SHUT UP I HAD TO.]]