fh_im | Monday, November 21- Early morning

Jaina had one portal to go. After three days of traveling, it seemed like she might finally get where she was going. Not that she was getting her hopes up or anything. If she did that, she'd probably end up in the middle of a battle zone or inside a sarlaac pit or something.

After calling home to make sure certain people were still there and then asking them about random people to make sure they remembered them (they did, even Danni), she took back to Twitter.

@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity So you have an @ thing. Which means I can put all my complaints to you.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity In 3 days I have been to Timbuktu, the Ice Age, treated to leprechauns that night eat my soul, & multiple frostbite conditions.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity Pretty sure you'd tell me I was lucky to see the multiverse like I have and then offer me a bunny.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity I hope you know that when I get back to a terminal, I want every worker Ive had to deal with lined up so I can slap them.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity The higher ups, such as their managers, may get more severe beatings.
@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity I have plans for the gnome.

[She will actually get to Fandom not long after this! Open if you want, though there should definitely be SP at work today.]

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@boobsboobsboobs: Please tell me there's a way to change the user name on this thing? I WAS DISTRACTED.

@boobsboobsboobs: @portalocity Pls ignore username, fixing soon. Stop spamming me with gnomes and apologies. Never signed up for your list! #portalocityfail

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JainaSolo_: @boobsboobsboobs You are going to get so many followers.

@boobsboobsboobs: @JainaSolo_ 35 so far. *facepalm* IT WAS A TYPO, PEOPLE!

...A very big typo. Then again, they were very big... anyway.

@boobsboobsboobs: @JainaSolo_ Hey, I know you. I'm Bo from the Devil's Nest. Unless there's another Jaina Solo?

JainaSolo_: @boobsboobsboobs Interested to know how you typoed that 3 times.
JainaSolo_: @boobsboobsboobs Nope, thats me! Good to see you here!

@boobsboobsboobs: @JainaSolo_ Really hot girl at the bar = once, really really really hot girl = 3x?

@boobsboobsboobs: @JainaSolo_ *reads back* Wait, you're WHERE? #portalocityfail

JainaSolo_: @boobsboobsboobs Thats not a typo, thats hot girl on the brain.
JainaSolo_: @boobsboobsboobs Currently in a desert mirage. Guess theyre making up for all the time I spent freezing.

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@JainaSolo_: AND OFF TO FANDOM. AFTER THREE DAYS.

@JainaSolo_: @Portalocity Be so afraid. So, so afraid.

@brinkofgenius: @JainaSolo_ dude i have no idea who you are, but i've been reading the #portalocityfail tag and I FEAR YOU.

callmeben @brinkofgenius @JainaSolo_ That's my cousin Jaina so...good call. She hits REALLY HARD.

@brinkofgenius: @callmeben @JainaSolo_ I WASN'T GONNA GET HER TO HIT ME. I HAVEN'T EVEN MET HER.

@brinkofgenius: @callmeben @JainaSolo_ AND EVEN IF I DID, I'D PROBABLY BE NICE.

JainaSolo_: Thank you for that. Hey, if you got my bag, can you drop if off at the hotel for me to pick up?

callmeben: @JainaSolo_ Sure thing. Tips are welcome...

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@JainaSolo_: @callmeben I might be in debt to Portalocity at this point but I will see what I can do...

JainaSolo_: @brinkofgenius Thank you?

TahiriVeila: @brinkofgenius You should. At least you live up to your username this one way.

Not that Tahiri was biased or anything.

brinkofgenius: @TahiriVeila ...do i know you?

brinkofgenius: @TahiriVeila IT'S MY NAME, DUH.

Topher was familiar with the rules of internet safety. Really. He'd totally never told a complete stranger on a public kink meme what school he went to or anything.

TahiriVeila: @brinkofgenius The important part is that you know not to give her reasons to hit you.
TahiriVeila: @brinkofgenius Unless you do, and then I might be sorry I missed it.

She at least refrained from any smartass remarks about his name. Given names in her galaxy, she had no room to talk.

brinkofgenius: @TahiriVeila um @callmeben knows i would NEVER give someone a reason to hit me. NEVER.

Ben knew no such thing, Topher. How dare you speak such lies.

callmeben: @brinkofgenius @TahiriVeila AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Since when?

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TahiriVeila: @brinkofgenius Boy it's a good thing you're too far away for me to sense if you're lying, isn't it? #dontlietojedi

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TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ Wow, that was impressive. Nice job.
TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ ...are we sure you're not related to Hope? She tweets the same way sometimes.

@JainaSolo_: @TahiriVeila Not that I know of. Though with my family...
@JainaSolo_: @TahiriVeila You follow her on Twitter?

TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ Um. Yes?

@JainaSolo_: @TahiriVeila Not judging, just noting.

TahiriVeila: @JainaSolo_ In that case just tell me you don't have five million more layovers before you get to Fandom.

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