Friday Evening, Somewhere In Mexico, The Internet!

[icecoldfrost]

All Emma had wanted was to catch a portal to Fandom and make other people feed her for the weekend so that she wouldn't have to live off ramen and Easy Mac. Not that hard!

Eight transfers and three days later, she was somewhere in Mexico with no local currency and two more hours until her next transfer, which should theoretically take her to Fandom. Luckily, the nice (and hot) guitar player was buying her drinks - which was going a long way towards keeping her from freaking out horribly - but Emma was willing to bet her next three tequila shots that it wasn't going to happen that way.

@FrostyLady: Stuck in bumblefuck Mexico, which is somehow still better than my last layover. Is it still Thanksgiving anywhere? #portalocityfail


[OOC: Open to alllllllll!]

Comments

[furnaceface]

@Starsless: @FrostyLady Stupid holiday, but you make it in 1 piece, I'll cook for you myself. You know, I've mastered ramen already.

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

@LionOfOlympus: @FrostyLady It is always time to give thanks in your heart! Except when those portal nerds fail to do their job. Then it is time for beatings. #portalocityfail

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @Starless I fled NYC so I wouldn't have to eat ramen. You can get me a brandy.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @LionOfOlympus I will give thanks when I have a hot bath, a warm bed, and the gnome's head on a pike. #portalocityfail

[furnaceface]

Starsless: @FrostyLady Brandy can also be arranged. Could go for a drink or four myself, honestly.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @Starsless I don't have to drink for you anymore, either. I am not sure if I find this cause for celebration or sulking.

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

@LionOfOlympus: @FrostyLady Not necessarily in that order? It's a pity we can no longer settle these disputes like in the days of old! #portalocityfail

[furnaceface]

@StarsLess: @FrostyLady Decide after a few drinks, perhaps. This way you get to see me make stupid faces.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @StarsLess You would make a very stupid face if you tried this tequila. They could at least strand me somewhere with decent booze. #portalocityfail

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @LionOfOlympus I'll settle it by buying out the company and then firing people who annoy me. #portalocityfail #notanidlethreat

[bitten_notshy]

jackattack: @frostylady I could help you with the bed and the bath, at least. And I'll hold the gnome down while you cut off his head. Deal?

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

@LionOfOlympus: @FrostyLady Oh, if only I still had my Olympian gold. I could've done that in a heartbeat. But if you carry such riches, I support such hostile takeovers!

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @jackattack You're there in one piece? Be a darling and fetch me some bubble bath and a nice fluffy robe for when I get in?

@FrostyLady: @jackattack I haven't seen my luggage in days.

[furnaceface]

@Starsless: @FrostyLady I'll take you to Devil's Nest when you get here, then. Fewer zombies. Fewer ankle-biters, too.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @StarsLess Not 21 yet, darling, and Eric will frown at me if I mind-zap Tiny.

[bitten_notshy]

jackattack: @FrostyLady I am here and happily infringing on @downwithgrenfelzing's hospitality. Likely a robe and bubble bath somewhere in here.

jackattack: @FrostyLady Stay safe. I'm glad you're getting closer.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @jackattack @downwithgrenfelzing Is there room for one more at the inn, darlings?

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

PerkiGoth: @FrostyLady ALMOST EATEN BY GIANT RAT. want to go home *now* #portalocityfail FAIL FAIL FAIL

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @PerkiGoth You know the stories about giant rats in the NYC sewers aren't real, right? We just say that to fuck with the tourists.

@FrostyLady: @PerkiGoth We keep the scarier monsters down there. Rats are in the petting zoo.

[furnaceface]

@Starsless: @FrostyLady ... Bloody hell, I really DID leave the rest of you behind, didn't I? Fine then, Caritas. Final offer.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

@PerkiGoth: @FrostyLady Fine! Three Foot Tall Rodent With Pointy Fnags not a rat! Special! WTF was it?!?!

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @jackattack At least I have a handsome mariachi guitarist serenading me and supplying my drinks? Two more hours... #portalocityfail

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @PerkiGoth Short and fanged? Most likely my younger sister. #frostfamilyvalues

[chic-harper.livejournal.com]

@fashionforward: @FrostyLady Is the Mexican turkey any better than what they're serving in New York?

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @fashionforward Wouldn't know - pretty sure the only thing to eat here is roadkill. Not touching it.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

PerkiGoth: @FrostyLady Sorry about electrocuting your sister. Topher's idea! I'd like my knife back #NYCplaceforme!

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: Give me a few years until their share is publicly available in my dimension, and it shall be done. #portalocityfail #notanidlethreat

[bitten_notshy]

jackattack: @FrostyLady Think the marichi player wants to come along to Fandom?

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @PerkiGoth Electroshock therapy could only improve Cordelia's temperament, imho.

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

@LionOfOlympus: I like the cut of your jib, frosty lady! Unless you're secretly an ice villain. Than we might have to do battle.

[chic-harper.livejournal.com]

@fashionforward: Ack! Hope your layover isn't too long.

[asgardcreated.livejournal.com]

CloningAintEasy: I'm sure someone here will cook you up a good meal. Though you missed K's special rolls.

[furnaceface]

Starsless: @CloningAintEasy ... I've heard stories. I should be thankful that I don't celebrate Thanksgiving, shouldn't I?

[not_in_the_book]

@downwithgrenfelzing: @FrostyLady @jackattack For you? Always.

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @StarsLess Yes yes, you're so terribly old and jaded. You make an excellent grouchy old man, but you still owe me booze.

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @CloningAintEasy ...I don't think I even want to know. #fandomstrange

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @downwithgrenfelzing I would offer you a cheesy gift from Mexico, but I don't think there's anything here besides dirt, tequila, and disgruntled locals.

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @jackattack Darling, I am not getting you a personal mariachi band for your birthday.

[not_in_the_book]

@downwithgrenfelzing: @FrostyLady And it didn't occur to you to go for the tequila? #itslikeyoudontknowmeanymore

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @downwithgrenfelzing I'm not offering the tequila b/c I'm drinking it alllll. MINE.

[not_in_the_book]

@downwithgrenfelzing: @FrostyLady Okay, that's fair. ... There'll be Guinness when you get here.

[furnaceface]

Starsless: You know, I never thought to associate @Kisskiss herself with #fandomstrange , but now that you mention it...

[furnaceface]

Starsless: @FrostyLady I was an excellent grouchy old man in my late teens, too. Fortunately I've never had a thing against underaged imbibing.

Starsless: @FrostyLady I reserve the right to shake a stick at you if you step on my lawn, however.