Friday Evening, Somewhere In Mexico, The Internet!

[icecoldfrost]

All Emma had wanted was to catch a portal to Fandom and make other people feed her for the weekend so that she wouldn't have to live off ramen and Easy Mac. Not that hard!

Eight transfers and three days later, she was somewhere in Mexico with no local currency and two more hours until her next transfer, which should theoretically take her to Fandom. Luckily, the nice (and hot) guitar player was buying her drinks - which was going a long way towards keeping her from freaking out horribly - but Emma was willing to bet her next three tequila shots that it wasn't going to happen that way.

@FrostyLady: Stuck in bumblefuck Mexico, which is somehow still better than my last layover. Is it still Thanksgiving anywhere? #portalocityfail


[OOC: Open to alllllllll!]

Comments

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @LionOfOlympus I will give thanks when I have a hot bath, a warm bed, and the gnome's head on a pike. #portalocityfail

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

@LionOfOlympus: @FrostyLady Not necessarily in that order? It's a pity we can no longer settle these disputes like in the days of old! #portalocityfail

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @LionOfOlympus I'll settle it by buying out the company and then firing people who annoy me. #portalocityfail #notanidlethreat

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

@LionOfOlympus: @FrostyLady Oh, if only I still had my Olympian gold. I could've done that in a heartbeat. But if you carry such riches, I support such hostile takeovers!

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: Give me a few years until their share is publicly available in my dimension, and it shall be done. #portalocityfail #notanidlethreat

[olympian-herc.livejournal.com]

@LionOfOlympus: I like the cut of your jib, frosty lady! Unless you're secretly an ice villain. Than we might have to do battle.

[bitten_notshy]

jackattack: @frostylady I could help you with the bed and the bath, at least. And I'll hold the gnome down while you cut off his head. Deal?

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @jackattack You're there in one piece? Be a darling and fetch me some bubble bath and a nice fluffy robe for when I get in?

@FrostyLady: @jackattack I haven't seen my luggage in days.

[bitten_notshy]

jackattack: @FrostyLady I am here and happily infringing on @downwithgrenfelzing's hospitality. Likely a robe and bubble bath somewhere in here.

jackattack: @FrostyLady Stay safe. I'm glad you're getting closer.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @jackattack @downwithgrenfelzing Is there room for one more at the inn, darlings?

[not_in_the_book]

@downwithgrenfelzing: @FrostyLady @jackattack For you? Always.

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @downwithgrenfelzing I would offer you a cheesy gift from Mexico, but I don't think there's anything here besides dirt, tequila, and disgruntled locals.

[not_in_the_book]

@downwithgrenfelzing: @FrostyLady And it didn't occur to you to go for the tequila? #itslikeyoudontknowmeanymore

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @downwithgrenfelzing I'm not offering the tequila b/c I'm drinking it alllll. MINE.

[not_in_the_book]

@downwithgrenfelzing: @FrostyLady Okay, that's fair. ... There'll be Guinness when you get here.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @jackattack At least I have a handsome mariachi guitarist serenading me and supplying my drinks? Two more hours... #portalocityfail

[bitten_notshy]

jackattack: @FrostyLady Think the marichi player wants to come along to Fandom?

[icecoldfrost]

FrostyLady: @jackattack Darling, I am not getting you a personal mariachi band for your birthday.