The Internet, By Ways Of Arthur's Blackberry, In Tokyo, Japan

[bitchprince]

Until recently, Arthur had not been interested in a... twitter account. That was the realm in which Merlin and his damned otter pictures dwelled. It was no place for Arthur Pendragon, Crown Prince of Camelot.

But having been stuck in transit for at least three days now - at least, that's what it felt like - he was dearly in need of a way to... express himself that did not involve yelling at Merlin, the idiot.

@princearthurpen You would think that given enough coin, the IDIOTS at Portalocity would be capable of connecting one place to the other. Even Merlin does no
@princearthurpen t have such difficulty doing magic!
@princearthurpen My God, this character limit nonsense is worse than text messages!
@princearthurpen Is everyone this bloody incompetent? I need more than one hundred and forty 'characters' to fully encapsulate the level of idiocy at work he
@princearthurpen re!
@princearthurpen I'm certain some evil wizard is responsible for the 'burgers' at White Castle. Which does not even remotely resemble a castle. You people.
@princearthurpen And has anyone heard from Mat? You'd think the damned fool would know to get back to Fandom instead of waiting around to get wiped off the f
@princearthurpen ... there is a vending machine with USED UNDERWEAR sitting opposite me. WHY?!?

It would pobably be best for everyone if Arthur's twitter account 'accidentally' got deleted.

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Comments

[vanillajello]

illegalpants: @princearthurpen not high as in on a mountain. high as in on drugs.

[bitchprince]

princearthurpen: @illegalpants OF COURSE NOT.

[vanillajello]

illegalpants: @princearthurpen pfffffft like that woulda been such a bad thing.

[bitchprince]

princearthurpen: @illegalpants Drugs are bad.

[vanillajello]

illegalpants: @princearthurpen this might be the tylenol talking, but i disagree.

[bitchprince]

princearthurpen: I'm not talking about medicines and tonics. But you do not want to see @magicmanservant with... pot. He becomes even more of an idiot.

[vanillajello]

illegalpants: @princearthurpen i bet it's adorable.

She didn't even think that, but it was that kind of a day.

[bitchprince]

princearthurpen: @illegalpants You would be mistaken.

Very, very mistaken.

[vanillajello]

illegalpants: @princearthurpen suit yourself. good luck getting out of japan.

[bitchprince]

princearthurpen: @illegalpants They say we should get a portal in another two hours. I am not holding my breath.