London, Steampunk Universe, Portalocity stop, Monday evening

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

sig_and_stilettos:: I am going to shoot someone, probably a bunny-***ping gnome
Sig_and_stilettos: If I don't get a straight answer soon
Sig_and_stilettos: 20 hours in transit no clue where next stop is why is that robot staring at me? #portalocityfail
Sig_and_stilettos: NO I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY, AUTHORITARIAN RENT-A-COP

Comments

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Sig_and_stilettos: @PortalocityPal THAT was a keysmash of pissed-off
Sig_and_stilettos: Frakking stupid balance of trade
Sig_and_stilettos: WHEN DO I GET TO FANDOM? When do I get a portal?! Mine was supposed to leave 2 hours ago!!!!!
Sig_and_stilettos: I am not changing into a fricking crinoline no matter how long I'm stuck in the 19th Century Amusement Park

[nohattrick.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. This one was going to Fandom? Maybe she'd somehow miss the branch office he'd be opening.

Wait--19th Century Amusement Park? Trick was going to sink down further into his seat.

PortalocityPal: @sig_and_stilettos Ummm...soon? I hope. It just needs to get rerouted. The route through...New Gotham...is unusable. Sorry for the delay.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Sig_and_stilettos: Oh My God. There might be an actual person talking to me.
Sig_and_stilettos: Not just a recording!
Sig_and_stilettos: GOOD
Sig_and_stilettos: 'Cause if I don't get there
Sig_and_stilettos: I AM SACRIFICING THE EMPLOYEES AT MY LAST STOP

[nohattrick.livejournal.com]

PortalocityPal: @sig_and_stilettos I am a real person, yes. But I'd really appreciate it if you didn't sacrifice my coworkers.

PortalocityPal: @sig_and_stilettos Except possibly the gnome.