ext_26757 ([identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fh_im2011-11-28 06:49 pm

London, Steampunk Universe, Portalocity stop, Monday evening

sig_and_stilettos:: I am going to shoot someone, probably a bunny-***ping gnome
Sig_and_stilettos: If I don't get a straight answer soon
Sig_and_stilettos: 20 hours in transit no clue where next stop is why is that robot staring at me? #portalocityfail
Sig_and_stilettos: NO I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY, AUTHORITARIAN RENT-A-COP
furnaceface: (Oop!)

[personal profile] furnaceface 2011-11-29 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Starsless: @PortalocityPal ... You must be new.

It was the hashtag use that tipped him off. And the honesty. Jono was pretty sure he liked whoever this guy was.

[identity profile] nohattrick.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
PortalocityPal: @starless I can't tell if it's a good thing or a bad thing that you noticed.
furnaceface: (Lead Pipe GO)

[personal profile] furnaceface 2011-11-29 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Starsless: @PortalocityPal Might be best if you take it as a compliment. And then find somebody to box 'round the ears.

[identity profile] nohattrick.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
PortalocityPal: @starsless I meant for me. I'm the one who has to work with these people.

Though he was already starting a list of prospective people to hit.

PortalocityPal: @starless Might be too short to box anyone's ears. But I can always give their shins a good kicking.
furnaceface: (Not buying it)

[personal profile] furnaceface 2011-11-29 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
... Jono liked this one. It was official.

Starsless: @PortalocityPal So long as you make those shin-kicks count. Also, alcohol helps. Don't share.

[identity profile] nohattrick.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
PortalocityPal: @starsless With my coworkers, you mean? Because I'm pretty sure alcohol is my only method of survival with customers. #PortalocityCares
furnaceface: (Default)

[personal profile] furnaceface 2011-11-29 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Starsless: @PortalocityPal ... Granted. Coworkers don't deserve alcohol. Customers should be awarded it by the keg, at this point.
Starsless: @PortalocityPal Now accepting donations of brandy for friend who has been en route to Fandom since before Thanksgiving.

[identity profile] nohattrick.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Trick glanced around the waiting area.

PortalocityPal: @starsless I can offer you half a bottle of Glinlivet and some kind of weird American beer brewed by steam-power.
furnaceface: (Hmm.)

[personal profile] furnaceface 2011-11-29 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Starsless: @PortalocityPal ... The Glenlivet sounds promising. Hard to go wrong with Scotch. Wary about septic steam-beer, though.

[identity profile] nohattrick.livejournal.com 2011-11-29 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
PortalocityPal: @starsless You saying that because it's brewed from steam or imported from America? #PortalocityCares

Even Fae knew American beers sucked. Especially Canadian Fae. And I just realized I should be spelling everything with extraneous u's and gh's!
furnaceface: (Not buying it)

[personal profile] furnaceface 2011-11-29 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Starsless: @PortalocityPal Oh, honestly. I'm an open-minded, accepting individual who has absolutely no bias against steam.

Obviously.