Saturday all day...

[xxlstretchpants.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in Fandom there was a very large inebriated green man with a cell phone. And he had something to say.

@DRUNKHULK: HULK STUCK WATCHING TBS! MOVIE MARATHON WITH SHE'S ALL THAT! SCOOBY-DOO AND I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!

@DRUNKHULK: HULK HATE FREDDY PRINZE JR!

[Yes. Bruce is @DRUNKHULK all this weekend. SP until later tonight otherwise carry on AU weekend.]

Comments

[i-am-the-rat.livejournal.com]

Hank didn't actually have a cell phone, because he didn't like people bothering him unless it was really important.

But he DID have a credit-card-shaped communicator device with the Avengers logo on it, and a helmet that communicated with his brain, and... look, let's not argue the logic of it.

@drhenrypymphd: @DRUNKHULK Don't break the television again, Hulk. Stark won't like it.

[xxlstretchpants.livejournal.com]

@DRUNKHULK: @drhenrypymphd TOO LATE! STARK CAN KISS MY GIANT DRUNK BUTT! PLUS NO MORE FREDDIE TRYING TO SLEEP WITH GIRL IN OVERALLS!
@DRUNKHULK DOING WORLD A FAVOR!

[i-am-the-rat.livejournal.com]

@drhenrypymphd: @DRUNKHULK You realize that destroying the television doesn't hurt the actors, right?

[holy-daughter.livejournal.com]

@socarriebrdshaw: @DRUNKHULK stop shouting thats poor nettyquette