Tweets tagged #FH, All Day Tuesday

[icecoldfrost]

It was a Tuesday for Emma, although since her timeline was still moving slightly faster than Fandom, it was October for her instead of July. Which meant she was in class, and she was bored because yes, she already knew about the ramifications of different types of mergers. Unlike some people in her class, she studied. And read the teacher's mind, but details.

So she was going to play on Twitter under her desk. Like a mature adult.

Shine Bright Like A Diamond (@FrostyLady): Starting to wonder if @kisskiss has been importing foods into my Territory without telling me https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtKc2uzCYAAb2iq.jpg #FH #NYCbitches #stepoffgirlfriend



[OOC: Open post, amuse me while I job search?]

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[glacial_queen]

Karla's phone beeped with an email reminding her of her long-forgotten Twitter account. After ten minutes of trying to remember her name and password, she was able to log on to respond.

Queen of All Icy (@kisskiss): You're just jealous you didn't think of it 1st. #Head4Business #AwwYeah

[icecoldfrost]

Emma just laughed to herself and quickly typed back a response.

@kisskiss I did do it 1st - I sent *special* chocolate to you a few times while I was living on #fandomisland. #fh #stillsmarterthanyou

@kisskiss I don't need your cocks while I'm trying to do my grocery shopping AND you didn't follow proper #Protocol for this sort of thing #busted

[glacial_queen]

Queen of All Icy (@kisskiss): @FrostyLady Yeah, but you didn't think to market it right.

Queen of All Icy (@kisskiss): @FrostyLady Take it up w/my man of business. Oh @WWIII...!

Queen of All Icy (@kisskiss): @FrostyLady Stop trying to make #Protocol happen.

[wwiii]

Warren Worthington (@WWIII): @kisskiss @FrostyLady I am really not the go-to guy if you're looking to market cocks, love.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @kisskiss Too laaaaaate. I'll make all the #Protocol jokes I want. It's better than paying attn to BUIS504: Shares & Mergers

[brat_inslayage]

More awesome than you. (@special_K): @FrostyLady @kisskiss Yeah, someone else can have my share. #sonottheirtargetdemographic

[icecoldfrost]

@special_K @kisskiss Usually happy to take your share darling, but not in the grocery store. That's unsanitary.

[glacial_queen]

Queen of All Icy (@kisskiss): @FrostyLady @Special_K That's the wonder of it! U can take it home to enjoy there!

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @kisskiss @special_K A cock in *my* kitchen? Really now. Where would I put it?

[brat_inslayage]

@special_K: @FrostyLady @kisskiss In the grocery store? As if, I know you have standards. If you're gonna do it, do it in style. #obvs

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @special_K @kisskiss I have standards too. Hence no cocks at the grocery store.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @special_K Speaking of style... You. Me. Shopping and clubs sometime soon?

[sharp_as_knives]

@Humanitarian: I like to think that she has better taste than that. Otherwise I may need to stage an intervention.

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @Humanitarian She has no taste whatsoever. Please stage an intervention at your earliest convenience.

YOU'RE WELCOME, KARLA.

[sharp_as_knives]

@Humanitarian: @FrostyLady I'll clear my schedule and call Ermengarde.

[trigons_child]

Raven (@EmpathRaven): I leave my phone behind in my room all day yesterday and come back to find one of the strangest conversations I have seen on here.

[wwiii]

Warren Worthington (WWIII): @EmpathRaven I tried leaving my phone in my office, and all I got was in trouble.

[trigons_child]

Raven (@EmpathRaven): @WWIII I know Karla would like to always be able to reach you easily if need be.

Raven (@EmpathRaven): @WWIII So you should take care to secure your phone when you fly, however, as dropping it from a great height would surely damage it. ;-)

[sharp_as_knives]

@Humanitarian: @EmpathRaven Given those involved, if this is truly the strangest conversation on here, I would be shocked.

[trigons_child]

Raven (@EmpathRaven): @Humanitarian Especially if someone were to tweet under the influence of a Gremlin bite.

[icecoldfrost]

Look, sometimes Emma could not resist the easy dirty joke. Especially when she'd gotten so much mileage out of a basic cock joke already.

Shine Bright Like A Diamond (@FrostyLady): Speaking of 'standards' and being classy as fuck... http://boingboing.net/2012/09/17/light-up-arcade-coin-slot-belt.html @special_K @kisskiss @JackAttack #chastitybelt #FHstyle

[furnaceface]

@Starsless: @FrostyLady @special_K @kisskiss @JackAttack What does it say about me, that I would almost certainly wear that? #NotForChastityReasons

[trigons_child]

Raven (@EmpathRaven): @Starsless @FrostyLady @special_K @kisskiss @JackAttack Do those not require multiple quarters?

[icecoldfrost]

@FrostyLady: @Starsless @special_K @kisskiss @JackAttack It says you're a dork, Jono. And you should up your 'old man' cred by retiring and running the arcade and telling kids to get off the lawn.

[sharp_as_knives]

@Humanitarian: @FrostyLady That is possibly one of the tackiest things I have seen in some time.